At a women’s soccer game, the home team scores in the final minutes, and a celebration ensues which involves all of the fans running out of the stadium through a guided path and picking up coffee and muffins at a
Construction Criticism
I look up and see that Rahm Emanuel, in the form of Wendell Pierce, has arrived at the construction site in which I’m working on a project for the city. He has just been re-elected mayor of Chicago, and so
Animalicious
I’m at work and I go to the bathroom, where there are no walls, only stalls and toilets. A creepy man is standing by one of the female stalls, presumed to be a maintenance guy, but also presumed to be
Helichopped
The landlord at Hayward isn’t very helpful when Romesh tries to get her to fix a fairly minor scratch in the bathroom mirror, so all the roommates make the collective decision to first sue her because of that, then charge
Mouth Gaping
Bry Webb from The Constantines teaches me a game called ‘mouth gaping’, whereby if someone is caught off guard with their mouth open, you are encouraged to kick them in the mouth. Based on the context, I pretend to know
Celebrify
Bob Odenkirk, in a suit, is waiting at a bus stop next to me. As my bus shows up first, Bob gives me a shrug as if to indicate, “My bus is always late.” Omar from the Wire’s voice had
Godless Goddess
A fiery Persian goddess, whose father is a sultan, is also the leader of a powerful gang world, and she basically ends up running the show wherever she goes. Lately she has been spending her time with different NBA players.
Stooped
I am standing on the stoop outside my house as this guy who just moved in to the basement suite below us is walking in to his place. He’s about 23 and seems a bit awkward, but I haven’t really
Airplain
Steve takes Louie, Ed and I up in a plane so we can fly to Garibaldi. At one point we get lost in the clouds, and contact with the tower becomes choppy. We know there were a few other planes
SNL
I am an actor on Saturday Night Live and it is almost 11:30pm. On my way to the bathroom a producer stops me and sends me back. “Oh no, you have to go on now.” I don’t know any lines,