Harris Wittels is trying to get his friends to help him score heroin, by asking for money in exchange for comedy. The friends, who include Hannibal Buress and Tim Heidecker, can see he is desperate for a fix and don’t
Glub Glub
I am watching a music video which shows a boat floating through a lazy river with an effect to look like “glub glub”, on a cellular level. The frames glide between dark blue and light blue, mostly. A moose is
Long Con
Classes from two different schools are in one room together, being taught by a really drunk Tom Power. Rajiv hires a guy who looks like a mix of him Drake in disguise to sit across the room from him to
Turnt
A bee stings me outside a wool shop with its storefront in a rectory. Eddie and Phyllis are driving the tour bus that takes us to a fun 70s swingers party where everyone loves my girlfriend. There’s dancing, and there’s
Fumbly Fingers
My mom bought me tickets to the orchestra, to go with two of my friends and some 45-year-old woman who turned out to be pretty drunk. In the lobby, I realize I have a contraband pocket watch on my person
Is Today Now?
Flying back to Vancouver, there is a 24-hour stopover in Calgary. Everyone at the airport seems to have the same delay. There are signs up referencing a non-existent Looney Tunes episode in which “Today is Tuesday, tomorrow is Thursday, today
The Defense of Peter
Peter is being attacked by a criminal. He isn’t worried. I am, but he grins every now and then like he knows exactly what he’s doing. Everyone is a threat to me, no one to him. I attribute it to
Low Res
I’m visiting my aunt who is doing her regular bitching about the world. I refrain from antagonizing her, trying to stay on her good side so I don’t get left out of her will. The world, including my own body,
Tuna Would Kneel
[Dreamor’s note: I’ve been working on the idea of writing dream notes down in my in-dream phone during my dreams, so that I’d only need to remember that one dream frame and be able to more easily translate it to
On Deck
I get invited to the “on-deck party”. We are told to go to some field where we’d mostly just stand around and try to look cool in case the real cool kids send any scouts. There are no scouts today.