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2018

February 2 – Nathan Fielder gets the lifestyle tactics omitted by the ‘normal’ person

February 2 – Nathan Fielder gets the lifestyle tactics omitted by the ‘normal’ person

I’ve been told that I’m not like other people. And the way these people describe how I’m not like them makes me think they might be right, that I’m not really this normal that they expect me to strive for.

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February 1 – Abbi Jacobson gets an enemy for a day

February 1 – Abbi Jacobson gets an enemy for a day

I, like my dear friend Megan, find myself regularly acquiring an enemy for a day. A temporary adversary to mix it all up, found at coffee shops, on the street, in a tree. A stranger and I unexpectedly connecting for

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January 31 – Bobby Moynihan gets a crow’s attack

January 31 – Bobby Moynihan gets a crow’s attack

So I’m on the roof here mindin’ my own, got a few chairs set up, bitta music on. This crow – huge fella, all black and pointy – he come outta nowhere, swoop down like I’m sittin’ in his friggin’

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January 30 – Wilmer Valderrama gets a hotel fire alarm

January 30 – Wilmer Valderrama gets a hotel fire alarm

A few days ago there was a nighttime fire alarm in my hotel, and I rushed to get outside to safety. When I finally reached the sidewalk, I realized I was naked. Others looked at me in disgust, or with

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January 29 – Heather Graham gets told what she’s doing

January 29 – Heather Graham gets told what she’s doing

When you Bing a celebrity, “net worth” is always the first autofill. Closely followed by “dead or alive”. Unfortunately, this is all many people seem to care about. I refuse to be one of those people, and so I remain

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January 28 – Sarah McLachlan is a secret bowling neighbour

January 28 – Sarah McLachlan is a secret bowling neighbour

A few years ago my friends and I bowled in the lane next to you on December 23rd. I remember the date not because of my incidental brush with a Canadian icon, nor because of the Festivus holiday. For myself,

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January 27 – Patton Oswalt gets an Archie Comics disparagement

January 27 – Patton Oswalt gets an Archie Comics disparagement

Growing up, I was never into the same activities as the other kids. I didn’t have a TV, I never read books, and I lacked an imagination. But there was a comic book series that I did read, mainly because

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January 26 – Vince Carter gets celebrated by a child admirer

January 26 – Vince Carter gets celebrated by a child admirer

I was once a Canadian child, at the height of Vinsanity, when you would do a few spin-arounds in the air on your way to the modern peach basket overhead. I would gaze intently at a television while you flipped

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January 25 – Alicia Keys gets a nominative deterministic teaser

January 25 – Alicia Keys gets a nominative deterministic teaser

I didn’t used to know about stage names. I figured you were born with a great name related to what you would end up becoming great at. Then I learned about nominative determinism, the hypothesis that people tend to gravitate

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January 24 – Ed Helms is a neurokahunanarcissist

January 24 – Ed Helms is a neurokahunanarcissist

Neurokahunanarcissism is a psychological condition which refers to the desire of an actor for their character to succeed, and when such success is attained, it often leads to the human person inheriting the managerial traits of their fictional counterpart. Several

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