A few years ago my friends and I bowled in the lane next to you on December 23rd. I remember the date not because of my incidental brush with a Canadian icon, nor because of the Festivus holiday. For myself, it is the day of the annual tradition of the Big & Mary Lebowski, where we go bowling and eat Big Marys and drink White Russians to celebrate fried chicken and a classic Coen Brothers film. Did you know that Bill Murray only decided to voice Garfield because he thought the script was written by Joel Coen instead of the actual Joel Cohen. I’m thinking of changing my name to Martin Scoresese in the hopes of attracting cool people to my future projects. Is your spirit animal the husky? Mine’s the panda.
January 28 – Sarah McLachlan is a secret bowling neighbour