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2017

Famous World

Notes and fun facts from the phodeographer: Either there are no famous people from certain island nations in Central America and Oceania, or they occupy too few pixels to make any noticeable difference on the map. They were mostly replaced

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Far To Go

Me and Romesh and Tim and Maggie are running this kind of race, which starts in Vancouver but crosses over to North Dakota at one point. It’s more of a charity thing but the entrants are pretty competitive. A woman

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Car Bar E-missions

Melissa Leo runs a small craft brewery. She is self taught and plays by her own rules. A ragtag group of people all work there, and they have a good time. However, lately it’s been under financial pressure, with the

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UCBeeline

We’re at Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles and the show consists of alternating sets from Hal and Reggie Watts. A female audience member gets kissed on the cheek during an improvised bit. It all appears to be in good

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Crusaders

There is a basketball game, Believers vs. Atheists, where all the players are comics. The announcer screams, “Buddy with da puck!” because he doesn’t realize what sport is being played. The Atheists are clearly more talented but the Believers are

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Crotchety

I am the only passenger in the car as Callahan is turning left onto the parkway next to MUN. I start asking him, “Has there ever been an Irish song where the main character gets pulled over by the cops

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Band Campers

I try to help my friend’s band monetize in novel ways. The first hour of the consultation involves uploading their music to various online platforms, ensuring the metadata is correct. We decide to release, as a bonus when the new

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Arse Phenamine

I attend a baseball game in a field in Pemberton. Based on the posters and other marketing, we are led to believe many professionals will be there, but it turns out that amateur children are the only players. I complain

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Mr. Spaceman

Jenny is having her birthday in space. Her main goal for the party is either to get scared herself or give the rest of us a good fright. It hits me that I forgot to turn on my phone’s Airplane

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Mobscene

A man walks down a street. He sees another guy get ambushed and killed. He turns away quickly and doesn’t look back. The mobsters who did the ambushing and killing notice how well he dealt with the situation and commend

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