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july

July 11 – Richie Sambora gets the search engine optimized plumber

July 11 – Richie Sambora gets the search engine optimized plumber

One reason someone has seen fit that a multi-national corporation would benefit from regularly giving me money is that I’m able to successfully move websites up the rankings on the Google. This skill is transferable to other jobs, I’m sure,

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July 10 – Sofia Vergara gets a former young girl’s investigation of death

July 10 – Sofia Vergara gets a former young girl’s investigation of death

I went to the hopsital today. I don’t remember being here before but Mommy told me this was the first place I ever was. Half of me came out of Daddy and went to find the other half that was

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July 9 – Tom Hanks gets the colours of time

July 9 – Tom Hanks gets the colours of time

Each era mines a different colour that comes to represent the time. This associated hue determines the design style of that period and reflects the overall sentiment. While it can be influenced by politics and technology, for the most part,

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July 8 – Milo Ventimiglia gets an unending twenty miles to a destined nation

July 8 – Milo Ventimiglia gets an unending twenty miles to a destined nation

Twenty two years ago, my parents took us out of school for the spring so we could travel around some of the more vineyardy European countries, seeing the sights and the lights and on one memorable occasion, undergoing plights. After

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July 7 – Jim Gaffigan learns about natural oneders

July 7 – Jim Gaffigan learns about natural oneders

Some things get the right amount of credit, and some things too much. But we’re not talking about sensible loans or firefighters right now. We will be focusing on the little guys, the underdogs, fighting for a place at the

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July 6 – Dalai Lama gets a recovering eagle-maniac

July 6 – Dalai Lama gets a recovering eagle-maniac

Like many of my ilk, your teachings have inspired me, guiding me towards enlightenment and bravery and kindness and the river. You spoke to me, a real change brewed, after a public advisory to let go of all of our

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July 5 – Nardwuar the Human Serviette gets one hundred years of solitaire

July 5 – Nardwuar the Human Serviette gets one hundred years of solitaire

Year 1: Ohhhhh, black on red, red on black. Year 4: Ohhhhh, the number on the card needs to be slightly lower than the one it goes on. Year 17: Ohhhh, jacks and queens and kings are like elevens and

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July 4 – Geraldo Rivera gets the Untitled School of America

July 4 – Geraldo Rivera gets the Untitled School of America

As a Canadian, rarely directly impacted by the goings-on of my southern neighbors, it occurred to me that the United States have always reminded me of an overcrowded junior high public school classroom, with each of the fifty states as

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July 3 – Tom Cruise gets a mid-year breakdown

July 3 – Tom Cruise gets a mid-year breakdown

Well, it’s been quite a half-year we’ve all had, here at iSmith and beyond. People are mad about stuff over there, other people are mad about other stuff in a different place, but most importantly, everyone’s mad about something and

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July 2 – Scott Aukerman gets an inclusionary Canadian anthem

July 2 – Scott Aukerman gets an inclusionary Canadian anthem

O and A and E and I and U and sometimes Y Canada! Our home and native land and seas which are close to our land! True or false patriot love or disdain in all of us command or suggest

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