Okay, so the main kid, the one in the top left corner, him and his buddies get bullied a bit. They have like, a club – but the kid had actually died in the real world. Well, everyone thought he
I spend my 30th birthday in a hospital bed, separated by a curtain from a man who cannot walk. Two days earlier, I was diagnosed with cancer, in the form of a gastrointestinal stromal tumour. To give you the gist
I’m watching television, where Hillary Duff’s character is getting caught driving drunk on the children’s show “Wroberts Roberts”. I switch to the news and listen to the top story. Apparently, a Canadian astronaut isn’t allowed to go into space because
It’s nighttime in December. Four lesser known members of N.W.A. appear to be in Shoppers together. It’s a bit cold in the store, and they’re waiting for medication so they all sit down on a long bench and stay close
Joe and I book a trip together, which leaves from JFK, so we meet in New York. I’m unable to find the email with my flight details, and I can’t figure it how to look it up. I have a
While waiting to see Chris Gethard perform comedy at a restaurant, I write a note in my phone reminding myself to “write the foremost book on comedy.” After his set, I go home and tweet “saw @ChrisGethard perform.” with no
Jonny Butler, who currently works at a public relations film, is being interviewed in the resort at which I work. I sneak into the room to watch and say hi. The interviewer asks me if I also want to sit
I show up unannounced at Norm Macdonald’s house in order to speak with him. We used to be writing partners, but I haven’t seen him for awhile and we never left things on the best terms. His neighbour, a sketchy
Callahan comes over to visit me. Afterwards he tells me his grandparents took him aside to make sure he didn’t drop by to give me a kidney or something. Sure we were only watching baseball highlights on the fantastic new
The Guy is telling a story to his three friends about one of the first times he ever sold drugs, to a young woman his friend kind of knew. “There was a badge on the table, but it was so
