I wake up, disoriented entirely, entirely disoriented. I cannot see, I can’t move. An unfamiliar miasma impedes my awareness of self. Or maybe it’s the drugs. A collection of tubes protrudes from the conventional orifices as well as a few
Four people, or is it five, undergo a religious feeding, a ritualized beginning, preparing for the unpreparable. Nothing happens, and a request for more is submitted. Patience is prescribed, rightfully so. Each room is its own universe. Vibrations and tones
I used to play online poker for a living. If I was asked about it during a job interview today, I would say that those five years were instrumental in developing my abilities in financial management, game theory, risk assessment
An answer does not a response make. Jeopardy! taught me that. Along with how moustaches make the man, and most facts about American presidents. There’s nothing that pleases me more than watching a Jeopardy!, then watching it later with other
Hey, I found out I had the cancer in 2016 too! You definitely got way more media coverage than me, though. And to be fair, yours was probably scarier, even though mine might generated slightly more despair at a quick
The cleansing of the laundry should not be attempted as I am, but it must be done. I’ve let it go too long, and if not now, never. So down the stairs to the room with the machines, down the
I return dejected to my suite, compulsed to eat. Home alone, I become a simile about digging my way to freedom as I scour the house for tasty treats. If there are no more chips, or the candy is no
So John Lou is in his den having a snooze before dinner, with the TV on. He wakes up when he hears the sirens coming off a firetruck. So he jumps up and runs to the door to look out
Last November, you and your Pharmacists played a show at a venue in Vancouver that has since shut down. It was really great. The show, not the venue. Although the venue was cool too. Anyway, I wrote down some notes
I never thought the “officer” moniker would creep its way into my job title at any point in my life, especially since “moniker” isn’t the appropriate word to use here. And just to clear up any pre-emptive confusion, I am
