Hey, if you’ve got lemons, make lemonade. Can’t argue with that one. In my own backyard, planted by my mother’s mother for aesthetics alone, lives a single, fruitful lemon tree. Each year of my early life, the ripened mini yellow
He was the best of kinds, he was the worst of kinds. He was the age of the Olsen twins, he was the age of the LeBron James. He seasoned with salt, he seasoned with pepa. He regretted everything, he
After completing the Season 7 finale of American Horror Story earlier this morning, Florida man Graham Fatherson has finally caught up on every television show ever made. “I’m exhausted, I really am,” Fatherson admitted, “but I’m proud of everything I’ve
My girlfriend asked me what time Staples closes, the one next to our house. I guessed 9:00pm, and, you won’t believe this, I was dead on! So it got me thinking, what else am I right about? Is archaeology now
As a partial Canadian, you probably know about hockey, right? And if you know about hockey, you might even be aware of Gordie Howe. And if you know about him, you definitely know about the Gordie Howe hat-trick. A traditional
Hello everyone. For some reason I was given the pleasure and privilege to perform this ceremony, so shut your butts up up and let me to that. I’d like to ask everyone to take your places. Seating is limited, so
Last November, you and your Pharmacists played a show at a venue in Vancouver that has since shut down. It was really great. The show, not the venue. Although the venue was cool too. Anyway, I wrote down some notes
As a businessman who does business things while on business trips, I often return from these business trips as well. Today is one of those days, and I find an unenveloped letter on my coffee table Dear Homeowner: I would
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(Who Left This Monkey-Freaking Suitcase on This) Monday to Friday (Plane?) — sponsored post Day 1: You’re walking to the bus stop, to take advantage of the always-on-time Translink service, on the way to your awesome job as a sales
