Cry jewy-side grizzly pride, cot razz died
Mopping tour cud sith nor-mal deride
Pawn stars?

Risky wide choices tied matricide
Reese’s won’t few go rat new should’ve fried, new would’ve fried
pith feu con furs gat balk, con furs gat lock duh birth

Manned wheeze hot dead dip sick hand guh sight gear love booze
Land tease hot free bye rocks, naught who lover pa lose
Fees rot pin hold meth shit bees pin leaning hue ruse
Peas rot crud gin surmise, gin surmise tour new
Peas rot crud… gin surmise tour new

Curtain dads, gripes planned tads, mingles pads
Bay gun too bot brand fold hike bleu theo-bat, sty bean bleu sperm-o fat
Go true fight gone greu jowl, cope mitt don’t curt do rad

Cry jewy-side grizzly pride, cot razz died
Mopping tour cud sith nor-mal deride
Pith feu con furs gat balk, con furs gat lock duh birth

Grand tree pez guy bike wrong stalks canned hi-why groovies
Whiff cure licks soot call land feast most head
Numb only kite see van debt goo-feather
Stand mime nunna hi more twists myth pleather
Sand pill the spiny mole canoe fore bled
Mime nunna pill the spiny mole canoe fore bled


[Editor’s note: The above is a revised version of Andrew Bird’s “Fake Palindromes”, with all the lyrics replaced by rhymes of the original syllables. A demo of “Rhyming Palinilaps” is available to all Aural Accepters.]

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