EXT. BUSY HIGHWAY – SUNNY DAY A toad sits on a rock on the shoulder of the road with his eyes closed. He is smiling. Toad (meditating): Buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo. Toad experiences an audio hallucination:
The last episode of Friends is playing, but this version wasn’t meant to go public. There’s significant tension between Ross and Rachel, and not the good kind. Phoebe (acting very Kendell-like) goes up and makes out with Ross really crazily,
[Editor’s note: There are several separate sections to this, all written at various times over the last three years, including before the election, so there are certain references to him not winning, à la Dewey Defeats Truman. The long length
You make the movies, right? In case you’re ever looking for the next big hit, which you are, I have it. So this skeety couple, probably addicts, break into a house, looking for cash or walkmans or whatever else to
Me and my buddy were talking about god knows what and at some point one of us said the words, “One Dead Nan”. For whatever reason, this was the funniest phrase we’d ever heard, so for his birthday, even though
It seems like everyone’s got a podcast these days, and I bet you get asked to be on all of them. Well you don’t have to worry about that with me, since I don’t have one, although I do have
The other day I had this dream that woke me up, as it strongly urged me to write it down. It quickly turned into a short film, and someday when it gets filmed I can legitimately call it that. So
I have an idea for a show where each episode is a different court case (NOT Night Court). Some judges are crazy, some are all serious, either way they should be wildly different. Some cases make sense, with audience introspection
So we came up with this really great webseries, about a weekly open mic event, called – wait for it – Open Michael. The main guy, Mike Hunt, is the host. One girl calls him Hot Michael, but mostly he’s
