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December 20 – Jonah Hill gets a man alone

December 20 – Jonah Hill gets a man alone

I have this idea for a series of vignetty videos, written by, produced by, directed by, shot by, starring me, as a character who might have been partially inspired by me, home alone, waiting for the world to turn. A

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December 15 – Adam Brody gets sketchy shorts

December 15 – Adam Brody gets sketchy shorts

A newly appellated Tony Piman returns to his empty shop, still reeling but pretty convinced that he was only passed over for his dream job because of his old suppressive name. Like Jonathan Leibowitz and Cherilyn Sarkisian before him, he

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December 11 – Rita Moreno gets an antique appraisal

December 11 – Rita Moreno gets an antique appraisal

Antiques Roadshow is one of the great treasures of the television. Its quaint style and charming stories harken back to a simpler time, when a regular person didn’t have to resort to faking an injury after intentionally getting hit by

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December 10 – Emmanuelle Chriqui gets an innocent bystander

December 10 – Emmanuelle Chriqui gets an innocent bystander

Our main character Allan is essentially a passive bystander in his own life. He never speaks and barely communicates. Each episode he finds himself in a wildly different situation, with a whole new set of characters. There’s never any reference

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December 6 – Judd Apatow gets a slow show

December 6 – Judd Apatow gets a slow show

You have to deal with people who don’t know what they’re talking about talk about how your films should be shorter. These suits and wannabe suits look at data and point at graphs and say that some arbitrary number is

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December 4 – Jeff Bridges gets ambitious videos to be made in my honour

December 4 – Jeff Bridges gets ambitious videos to be made in my honour

I’d like to make a film called Will in which I die in the opening scene, but in some funny, lighthearted, Darwin Awardy way so that nobody gets too broke up about it. In my final dispensation, I bestow to

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November 12 – Megan Mullally gets my doula Oblangata

November 12 – Megan Mullally gets my doula Oblangata

Oblangata is a Nigerian woman of untold age. She is loud and intrusive, tough but kind-hearted. Erin is newly married and five months pregnant with her first child. She absolutely adores Oblongata. O was Erin’s mother’s doula when she was

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November 2 – Nelly gets music videos in the making

November 2 – Nelly gets music videos in the making

Much like everyone else I’ve ever met, my favourite scene in any music video is when you refused to respond to a spreadsheet text. Then I thought, “I know how to use Excel too, pivot tables and macros and arrays,

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October 27 – John Cleese gets a new generation of shows

October 27 – John Cleese gets a new generation of shows

You’re almost 50 years away from creating a television show that people still remind you of every day. In case you’re looking for any new ideas for projects that might help you get a little pythonless recognition, I’ll give you

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October 15 – Emeril Lagassé gets potential Brunch episodes

October 15 – Emeril Lagassé gets potential Brunch episodes

You, as a food cooker through and through, must have mixed feelings about the meal we call brunch. The cuisine, which you’ve dedicated your life to, plays secondary violin to the shared experience with friends for which the restaurant has

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