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March 30 – MC Hammer gets a break from having to constantly reinvent himself with sweet new dance moves

March 30 – MC Hammer gets a break from having to constantly reinvent himself with sweet new dance moves

You have moves. You know, dance moves. I, too, has dance moves. I’m what’s known around these parts as a dancer. And not like those grinder college kids. I mean I really dance. Like in a pretty good way. In

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March 29 – Lucy Lawless gets a word named after her, and then a bunch of other ones

March 29 – Lucy Lawless gets a word named after her, and then a bunch of other ones

I named a word after you. Xenaphobia is experienced by people who are afraid of strong, confident women. It was so much fun coming up with that one, so I went ahead and invented a few more, all of which

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March 27 – Mariah Carey gets warned about the stalkers becoming stans

March 27 – Mariah Carey gets warned about the stalkers becoming stans

Random fandom is something I’ve never been able to get behind. If none of it is real anyway – death, love, power, money, etc. – it’s hard to get emotionally invested in a hockey team. But real fandom, the fully

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March 23 – Reggie Watts becomes a podcastellan

March 23 – Reggie Watts becomes a podcastellan

It seems like everyone’s got a podcast these days, and I bet you get asked to be on all of them. Well you don’t have to worry about that with me, since I don’t have one, although I do have

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March 17 – Rob Lowe gets my filmic concerns with slightly relevant #as#tags

March 17 – Rob Lowe gets my filmic concerns with slightly relevant #as#tags

In the course of my movie watching, I often catch myself falling for the pitfalls of misattribution. Other times I discover continuity holes, missed opportunities or potential connections. These are their stories. • For the entirety of Room, I thought

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March 14 – Jake Fogelnest gets a rundown of the first season of “Trials and Tributaries”

March 14 – Jake Fogelnest gets a rundown of the first season of “Trials and Tributaries”

I have an idea for a show where each episode is a different court case (NOT Night Court). Some judges are crazy, some are all serious, either way they should be wildly different. Some cases make sense, with audience introspection

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February 7 – Chris Rock gets a crafty way to get time off work

February 7 – Chris Rock gets a crafty way to get time off work

I recently started working for a company that gives a couple of weeks parental leave when you get a new dog. Now don’t tell my boss, but I started adopting all these elderly pooches in a vacation-extending scheme, and so

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February 5 – Michael Sheen gets Brunched

February 5 – Michael Sheen gets Brunched

So we came up with this really great webseries, about a weekly open mic event, called – wait for it – Open Michael. The main guy, Mike Hunt, is the host. One girl calls him Hot Michael, but mostly he’s

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