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November 10 – Michael Jai White gets more animal facts than he can handle

November 10 – Michael Jai White gets more animal facts than he can handle

The big bad anaconda is more than a malt liquor or an Eric Stoltz picture. It is also the largest and heaviest known snake. And if you think that’s the end of my animal facts, oh boy, ya gotta ’nudder

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November 9 – Lou Ferrigno gets passed the pasta past its shape

November 9 – Lou Ferrigno gets passed the pasta past its shape

I love all kinds of pasta, even though they’re basically the same as each other, only with different configurations. As you know, my Italian descendant, the shape makes all the difference. The totally tubular and the stuffed and the strand

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November 8 – Gordon Ramsay gets a few winnipeg cheesecakes

November 8 – Gordon Ramsay gets a few winnipeg cheesecakes

I already know what you’d like to say here – “A Winnipeg cheesecake is a sweet dessert, prepared in Manitoba, often consisting of many layers, including the main one being a mixture of soft, fresh ricotta, eggs, vanilla and sugar,

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November 7 – Chris Mortensen gets a tumour’s origin story

November 7 – Chris Mortensen gets a tumour’s origin story

Hey, I found out I had the cancer in 2016 too! You definitely got way more media coverage than me, though. And to be fair, yours was probably scarier, even though mine might generated slightly more despair at a quick

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November 6 – Thandie Newton gets a handy guide

November 6 – Thandie Newton gets a handy guide

Take my hand. Please! I know some people can say practically anything with theirs, without ever using those noisy face holes, but even the rest of us use them to relay a whole whack of information. The hands and the

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November 5 – Bryan Adams gets Vancouverified

November 5 – Bryan Adams gets Vancouverified

Vancouver, as you know, is something else. It’s a computer simulation of a city, even excluding the inescapable hazy green downtown windows. The rich are too rich, the poor too poor, and nobody has the anything to consider anyone else.

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November 4 – Matthew McConaughey gets screwed into stripping

November 4 – Matthew McConaughey gets screwed into stripping

Harry and Paula are on the couch in the living room of their apartment, watching a digitally-recorded regularly scheduled episode of Jeopardy. Alex: “In skiing, this basic method of turning or stopping is also called the wedge.” Harry: “Pizza!” Paula

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November 3 – Colin Kaepernick gets an avoidable continuance

November 3 – Colin Kaepernick gets an avoidable continuance

Had his wife forgotten to come home earlier with the car, following her regrettable tryst with an old flame, Vince would have been a little more aggressive in the game and would have followed through with the hit on his

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November 2 – Nelly gets music videos in the making

November 2 – Nelly gets music videos in the making

Much like everyone else I’ve ever met, my favourite scene in any music video is when you refused to respond to a spreadsheet text. Then I thought, “I know how to use Excel too, pivot tables and macros and arrays,

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November 1 – Larry Flynt gets a figment at the complaint department

November 1 – Larry Flynt gets a figment at the complaint department

I know you’re all about free speech, with your filthy magazine concoction a necessary evil to ensure the defense and promotion of the first liberty that they noticed they forgot to include when they declared independence and freely told the

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