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March 11 – Benji Madden gets to see that being a twin could have been a whole lot worse

March 11 – Benji Madden gets to see that being a twin could have been a whole lot worse

You will be pleased to see that I have picked you over your brother as the important birthday of the day. Actually, I’m sorry for bringing him up. It must get a little annoying always being a twin, from being

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March 10 – Olivia Wilde gets my favourite movie of in time

March 10 – Olivia Wilde gets my favourite movie of in time

Now I’m a bit of a filmophile. Oh, how I philes those films, yes sir. More than video games, history, or even sports. Altman surpasses Megaman in most every way. Kurosawa topples Hirohito. Spielberg over Roethlisberg. I analyze their works

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March 9 – Neil Strauss gets an inventory of my eccentricities

March 9 – Neil Strauss gets an inventory of my eccentricities

Years ago I read The Game and considered for a moment using magic and peacocks to further my relationship goals. However, I quickly realized it would take more than that, due to my many idiosyncrasies, outlined below, in case you

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March 8 – James Van Der Beek gets an understanding of a post-Nibs diet life

March 8 – James Van Der Beek gets an understanding of a post-Nibs diet life

I have a friend whose internet alter ego is a poorly-executed play on your name. One night many years ago, I drunkenly challenged this friend to eat only Hawkins Cheezies for a week, figuring he would laugh it off and

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March 7 – Bryan Cranston gets a Mortal Kombat announcer’s take on his job

March 7 – Bryan Cranston gets a Mortal Kombat announcer’s take on his job

I’d never done voice work before, but I guess I knew my cadence and baritone delivery was unique. And powerful. So even without any experience or formal training, when I saw a posting in the actual physical newspaper for a

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March 6 – D. L. Hughley gets a pizza rating system for a city he doesn’t live in

March 6 – D. L. Hughley gets a pizza rating system for a city he doesn’t live in

In certain cities, the young rise up, fight back, and inspire the previous generation to do better until it’s all over. In my city there are nine categories of pizza places, divided into thirds by the scales of culinary arts

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March 5 – Penn Jillette gets a eulogy for the monkey switch

March 5 – Penn Jillette gets a eulogy for the monkey switch

I’m tired. I’m always tired lately. I’ve finished living, if you can call it that, through another eight hours of a routine I could not have imagined myself getting sucked into years ago. Another segment of time wasted helping someone

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March 4 – Patricia Heaton gets a receipt of my recipe for my recipes

March 4 – Patricia Heaton gets a receipt of my recipe for my recipes

Hey, I cook too! But I’m no foodie, whatever the jesus that is. I don’t Instagram my suppers as the delay in eating leads to unnecessarily cooling of the meal. I don’t blog about the freshest kale I just ate.

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March 3 – Ira Glass gets some insight into how I see the part of me that writes

March 3 – Ira Glass gets some insight into how I see the part of me that writes

A photo of a quote of yours, the one about creativity and taste and perseverance, spent a couple of well-worn years as my wallpaper. I would like to thank you for that. But I haven’t written in a while. I

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March 2 – Bryce Dallas Howard gets friendship incarnate

March 2 – Bryce Dallas Howard gets friendship incarnate

A voluptuous, moluptuous hippie named Hippo went to the zoo. Now I know what you’re thinking, that I’m going to take the lazy way out here, like I did with the word moluptuous, which isn’t a real word but does

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