Standing at the deli counter, I ask for 75g of parmesan salami – the good salami, the $3.49/lb one, the one that shows your girlfriend you don’t mind throwing a bit of cash around. Now I’m well versed in the
February 7 – Chris Rock gets a crafty way to get time off work
I recently started working for a company that gives a couple of weeks parental leave when you get a new dog. Now don’t tell my boss, but I started adopting all these elderly pooches in a vacation-extending scheme, and so
February 6 – Tom Brokaw gets a specific desire for an iced coffee
As we both sit here, I want an iced coffee, but with none of the diluting ice. You see what I want is hot coffee, boiling hot, and then I want to wait, for as long as it takes, for
February 5 – Michael Sheen gets Brunched
So we came up with this really great webseries, about a weekly open mic event, called – wait for it – Open Michael. The main guy, Mike Hunt, is the host. One girl calls him Hot Michael, but mostly he’s
February 4 – Hannibal Buress gets a plea for a pivot in his performing career
I know you really don’t want this put on you, and it might not be fair to pressure you like this – but you must acknowledge that the Cosby bit that you did and got recorded and uploaded by a
February 3 – Warwick Davis gets a study of postal signature devices
I was at the post office the other day picking up a package, and I had to sign my name on the signature machine there. If anyone’s ever been a part of this, you know that the signature is never
February 2 – Nathan Fielder gets the lifestyle tactics omitted by the ‘normal’ person
I’ve been told that I’m not like other people. And the way these people describe how I’m not like them makes me think they might be right, that I’m not really this normal that they expect me to strive for.
February 1 – Abbi Jacobson gets an enemy for a day
I, like my dear friend Megan, find myself regularly acquiring an enemy for a day. A temporary adversary to mix it all up, found at coffee shops, on the street, in a tree. A stranger and I unexpectedly connecting for