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February 28 – Gilbert Gottfried gets an unwillingness to calm a customer’s frustration

February 28 – Gilbert Gottfried gets an unwillingness to calm a customer’s frustration

I was in one of those large electronics stores the other day, looking at speakers and pretending that the differing volts and specs will help me determine which ones I want. I was there returning a keyboard I borrowed for

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February 23 – Patricia Richardson gets a fondness for my protégé

February 23 – Patricia Richardson gets a fondness for my protégé

I have this protégé now. It’s really strange having someone look up to me like he does, but pretty interesting too. Before this, I never felt like my actions made a difference in anyone else’s life but my own. Now

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February 13 – Jerry Springer gets a poorly-executed reincarnation

February 13 – Jerry Springer gets a poorly-executed reincarnation

My grandfather died when he was really young. He was only 35 at the time – died of a broken toe, because back then nobody knew how to cure anything, and they still couldn’t figure out where the toe was.

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January 30 – Wilmer Valderrama gets a hotel fire alarm

January 30 – Wilmer Valderrama gets a hotel fire alarm

A few days ago there was a nighttime fire alarm in my hotel, and I rushed to get outside to safety. When I finally reached the sidewalk, I realized I was naked. Others looked at me in disgust, or with

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January 14 – Jason Bateman gets a squirrel’s revenge

January 14 – Jason Bateman gets a squirrel’s revenge

You’re gonna laugh at me for this, you definitely already knew it – but anyway, I just found out I’m going to die someday. I’ve heard whispers through the years of other people acknowledging that fate for themselves, but I

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