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July 21 – Yusuf Cat Islam Stevens gets eulopologetical

July 21 – Yusuf Cat Islam Stevens gets eulopologetical

Around twice a year, I relay an anecdote in which I apologized to someone I mistreated in the past. It didn’t actually happen. The apology didn’t, anyway. The mistreatment did. By pretending that I have apologized, it almost feels as

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July 20 – Judy Greer gets an allergy reaction

July 20 – Judy Greer gets an allergy reaction

I am sitting in my desk on the first day of school, next to a new girl who appears nervous, as she should. The principal’s voice can be heard over the intercom. “We have a new student in Grade 2

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July 19 – Jim Norton gets a Colombian standoff

July 19 – Jim Norton gets a Colombian standoff

Kelly and I land in Colombia at night and take a taxi to the place we’re staying. After dropping off our bags, we go for a walk around Cartagena’s Walled City. The streets are mostly deserted, but the first person

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July 18 – Kristen Bell gets the days other things happened

July 18 – Kristen Bell gets the days other things happened

With music already come and gone, we must press on together to find out what else happened when: June 16, 1940 – The day Wilford Brimley’s swimming instructor is corrected when he praises his student’s natural fishiness with a, “Great

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July 17 – David Hasselhoff gets the days the music did stuff

July 17 – David Hasselhoff gets the days the music did stuff

You know about music, enough to make it with your little sing songs anyway. But do any of us really know music? It had lived a life, and in the end, that’s all anyone can ever hope for. Formative and

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July 16 – Barry Sanders gets a fictional second meeting with a local filmmaker

July 16 – Barry Sanders gets a fictional second meeting with a local filmmaker

Mara: Ian, do you know Jordan? Jordan: Nice to meet you. Ian: We’ve actually met before, but I’m kind of glad you don’t remember. Jordan: Why, what happened? Ian: Well it was at a party at Emily and Matt’s last

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July 15 – Jesse Ventura gets a corpse collector’s prelude

July 15 – Jesse Ventura gets a corpse collector’s prelude

Last year, about four thousand people successfully scaled Mount Everest, the highest peak in the world. It isn’t the hardest climb in the world, or the longest, but it is the highest. And that’s all anybody cares about. Many alpinists

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July 14 – Jane Lynch gets stuck with a bumper’s cryptic message

July 14 – Jane Lynch gets stuck with a bumper’s cryptic message

The other day I’m driving behind this truck and notice its lone bumper sticker that read, “I may be old, but at least I still have my hands.” Confused as an autumnal Chinese philosopher, I repeat the declaration out loud

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July 13 – Ken Jeong gets alpha beat

July 13 – Ken Jeong gets alpha beat

Do you know why the alphabet is in the specific order that it is? Is it because of that song? If that’s the only reason, for the seven’s sake, let’s mix it up. As we forge forth, I propose to

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July 12 – Malala Yousafzai finally understands how one can hate

July 12 – Malala Yousafzai finally understands how one can hate

Hate is a strong word used to describe strong feelings towards things one does not like or is against or is a sports team that in based in a different city than one’s own. While it is often overused, in

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