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January 26 – Vince Carter gets celebrated by a child admirer

January 26 – Vince Carter gets celebrated by a child admirer

I was once a Canadian child, at the height of Vinsanity, when you would do a few spin-arounds in the air on your way to the modern peach basket overhead. I would gaze intently at a television while you flipped

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January 22 – Guy Fieri gets a nibbling week

January 22 – Guy Fieri gets a nibbling week

You are on the sandwich board outside a Chinese restaurant from which I buy tasty dan dan noodles and beef rolls. Now I, like you, love food. Unfortunately, due to a lack of necessary organs, I’m unable to eat like

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January 20 – Questlove gets a determinative cracker selection

January 20 – Questlove gets a determinative cracker selection

The other day my friend was walking around a party carrying a tray of assorted crackers. She was carefully analyzing each person’s selection, deducing what it says about them. But I didn’t know this when it came to be my

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January 17 – Joshua Malina gets a Baader-Meinhof’d rice pudding

January 17 – Joshua Malina gets a Baader-Meinhof’d rice pudding

Do you or any of your characters have an unusual affinity for rice mixed with milk and cinnamon and raisins? Last week, I mentioned flippantly that rice pudding is boring and tasteless. In hindsight, this was not fair and possibly

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January 11 – Mary J. Blige gets transferable Bop-It skills

January 11 – Mary J. Blige gets transferable Bop-It skills

Have you ever felt uncool? You emanate class on a level I can’t even see from where I’m standing. One time I was too uncool to even clean myself. I was at my aunt’s house last year, about to take

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January 9 – Joan Baez gets Mickey Brennan’d

January 9 – Joan Baez gets Mickey Brennan’d

Happy Birthday Joan Baez! It was a different time when you were younger, I bet, but you seem to be cooler than ever. When my dad was a kid, he knew this fella Mickey Brennan. Mickey started up a softball

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January 8 – Jenny Lewis gets a young Peter Pan

January 8 – Jenny Lewis gets a young Peter Pan

Happy Birthday Jenny Lewis! What is your favourite birthday memory? I remember the day I turned 7. I was the eponymous Peter Pan in my class’s student-altered French-language stage version based on characters created by J.M Barrie. There were two

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January 7 – Katie Couric gets a baristo’s indolence

January 7 – Katie Couric gets a baristo’s indolence

Happy Birthday Katie Couric! I wish you the best today, I really do, but there’s something on my mind and I’d like to know how you feel about it. So the other day I walk into this coffee shop near

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