Happy Birthday Julie Chen! I like the way you asked questions to the Big Brothers like they had important things to say when really I’m not so sure they did, and I’m not so sure you think they did either.
Happy Birthday Dan Harmon! At what age did you decide Dan suited you better than Daniel or Danny? ‘Magine if it was Dan Pudi and Danny Harmon. You can’t, I bet. I bought the real Dan Pudi a beer at
Happy Birthday Jack Hanna! I like animals too, but probably not as much you. I once created a mammal called the strontoboreon, with a fox for a tail, a giraffe for an arm, and a black widow for a face.
Happy Birthday Verne Troyer! You’re the only Verne I’ve ever heard of, even though it’s a great name. I assume you were named after the writer. Ernest P. Worrell may have ruined it for subsequent new parents who would decline
