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2018

November 3 – Colin Kaepernick gets an avoidable continuance

November 3 – Colin Kaepernick gets an avoidable continuance

Had his wife forgotten to come home earlier with the car, following her regrettable tryst with an old flame, Vince would have been a little more aggressive in the game and would have followed through with the hit on his

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November 2 – Nelly gets music videos in the making

November 2 – Nelly gets music videos in the making

Much like everyone else I’ve ever met, my favourite scene in any music video is when you refused to respond to a spreadsheet text. Then I thought, “I know how to use Excel too, pivot tables and macros and arrays,

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November 1 – Larry Flynt gets a figment at the complaint department

November 1 – Larry Flynt gets a figment at the complaint department

I know you’re all about free speech, with your filthy magazine concoction a necessary evil to ensure the defense and promotion of the first liberty that they noticed they forgot to include when they declared independence and freely told the

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October 31 – Jon Wurster gets a George Street mystery

October 31 – Jon Wurster gets a George Street mystery

# DONNIE Now no matter what it looks like out yer window, this is not a standard Friday night in town. There’s no rain, not a drop of wind, and you might even stay outside for a bit after your

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October 30 – Henry Winkler gets a letter to the creditor

October 30 – Henry Winkler gets a letter to the creditor

Dear big man in your big chair in your big office on the top floor in the corner of that floor, You know something? Feck ouf. Not in a mean way, but I’m plain sick of you. I accepted the

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October 29 – Richard Dreyfuss gets an imperfect bet

October 29 – Richard Dreyfuss gets an imperfect bet

As a documentarian, I’m over here making a documentary. On the surface it appears to be about gambling, but at its core it considers what is, transparently, a gamble for other people that is a sure thing for me. The

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October 28 – Caitlyn Jenner gets reminded

October 28 – Caitlyn Jenner gets reminded

We need reminders. You can be certain of an idea and believe it wholly, and then it drifts away when a distraction takes its place. You can knock the distraction away as quick as it came, but by that time

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October 27 – John Cleese gets a new generation of shows

October 27 – John Cleese gets a new generation of shows

You’re almost 50 years away from creating a television show that people still remind you of every day. In case you’re looking for any new ideas for projects that might help you get a little pythonless recognition, I’ll give you

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October 26 – Hillary Clinton gets opposing approaches leading to the same destination

October 26 – Hillary Clinton gets opposing approaches leading to the same destination

On sweltering days, when the sun is out and the grocery store is having a sweet sale, I will buy a tub of ice cream, the mostly vanilla with hoof prints caramel chocolates scattered throughout, and I’ll feel nothing but

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October 25 – Samantha Bee gets the fall of a mustache

October 25 – Samantha Bee gets the fall of a mustache

Now, I’m not a historian, but I do know everything about history, even the stuff no one else knows about. Initially, the following assertion may come across as insensitive, based on my previous experience divulging certain facts. However, once I

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