Hey, I cook too! But I’m no foodie, whatever the jesus that is. I don’t Instagram my suppers as the delay in eating leads to unnecessarily cooling of the meal. I don’t blog about the freshest kale I just ate.
A photo of a quote of yours, the one about creativity and taste and perseverance, spent a couple of well-worn years as my wallpaper. I would like to thank you for that. But I haven’t written in a while. I
A voluptuous, moluptuous hippie named Hippo went to the zoo. Now I know what you’re thinking, that I’m going to take the lazy way out here, like I did with the word moluptuous, which isn’t a real word but does
I don’t have any other option. It’s the general’s command, so I obey, even as he is clearly losing control over the situation. If I ever want to return home, I will have to shift into a higher gear and
I was in one of those large electronics stores the other day, looking at speakers and pretending that the differing volts and specs will help me determine which ones I want. I was there returning a keyboard I borrowed for
I have a neat little knick-knack for you, in the form of a new illusion you can play on your friends and acquaintances. It’s one my father taught me years ago when I was just a wee child. For it
Even considering the immense technological advancements during your lifetime, you are still astounded by the functioning of a lightbulb. There is one lightbulb in your house that needs to be changed, but you assume that will take care of itself.
I don’t know about you, but there’s a few things I’d like to do before I die. I’d love to save someone’s life. I want to be interviewed on the news right after I risk my safety to keep an
The churches have been recruiting for long enough now they should know their current methods are not really the most effective. Jehovah’s Witnesses, they come to your house and everyone else’s house trying to convert you and everyone else to
I have this protégé now. It’s really strange having someone look up to me like he does, but pretty interesting too. Before this, I never felt like my actions made a difference in anyone else’s life but my own. Now
