A bee stings me outside a wool shop with its storefront in a rectory. Eddie and Phyllis are driving the tour bus that takes us to a fun 70s swingers party where everyone loves my girlfriend. There’s dancing, and there’s also this new move called the Titty Turner where girls spin you and then when you finish turning all the way around their boobs are out and they say very quickly, “Where have you seen these before?” You’re still trying to reorient yourself and they laugh because they think they tricked you, which I guess they did.

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