I tell my assistant that Lynne Reid Banks, author of Indian in the Cupboard, and J.R.R. Tolkien should write a Scientology book together called “Elrond Cupboard”. She doesn’t fully understand my idea and instead brings me a female Elrond lookalike who doesn’t speak any English. I apologize for the misunderstanding, but since we have her there anyway, we build a giant stocked cupboard for her to stand in and I take a picture.
[Dreamor’s note: When I woke up I was mad that the photo never came with me back to his plane. I made what you see below to reduce the pain.]