Morton: Do you believe in God?
Whitney: No. Have you ever had a unique opinion about anything?
Morton: No. Would you interrupt two people having an enjoyable private conversation in a bar?
Whitney: Yes. If you found out your partner was cheating on you, would you confront them?
Morton: No. Could you fit more than five marshmallows in your mouth and still say your name backwards?
Whitney: Yes. Can you remember if a stalactite goes up or down?
Morton: No. Are you jealous of people who contract an illness because of all the attention they get?
Whitney: Yes. Do you yearn for the sweet release of death?
Morton: Yes. Are you George?
Whitney: Yes. Are you Susan?