A photo of a quote of yours, the one about creativity and taste and perseverance, spent a couple of well-worn years as my wallpaper. I would like to thank you for that. But I haven’t written in a while. I
I have a neat little knick-knack for you, in the form of a new illusion you can play on your friends and acquaintances. It’s one my father taught me years ago when I was just a wee child. For it
Even considering the immense technological advancements during your lifetime, you are still astounded by the functioning of a lightbulb. There is one lightbulb in your house that needs to be changed, but you assume that will take care of itself.
I don’t know about you, but there’s a few things I’d like to do before I die. I’d love to save someone’s life. I want to be interviewed on the news right after I risk my safety to keep an
The churches have been recruiting for long enough now they should know their current methods are not really the most effective. Jehovah’s Witnesses, they come to your house and everyone else’s house trying to convert you and everyone else to
We’re definitely on our way out as a species, but it’s still unknown which catastrophe is going to be the one to kill us off. We all know the obvious possibilities, what with the sun burning out, a meteor smacking
I’m biracial too. My mom is white like a ghost, and my dad is white like an egg. After a few drinks, she sometimes says aloud that she wishes she married Denzel Washington. Like he’d have her! That’s about as
Do you have supportive people in your life? But like overly supportive, where it’s not actually a good thing. I’ll casually say I want to do a very specific thing with my life, and for whatever reason, people believe me.
There’s something that’s been taking up more of my mind-time lately, something I’ve never worried about previously. Since I came of age, or least of an age where I began purchasing my own milk, I’ve been a 1-litrer. I’d get
How come old people are the only ones who get to be 80 years young? Some kid who’s been alive for like 2 years, I can see how he’s 2 years young. But come on. Granny? She old as trees.
