You write for the screen, right? I write for myself, to help me make sense of the world, of situations I’ve lived through and couldn’t quite wrap my head around. They rarely end with a satisfactory outcome, but by that
My buddy is watching The West Wing for the first time, and obviously he’s loving it. He’s only two seasons in but I told him it gets weirder and weirder as time goes on, and I’m not even talking about
You exude this charisma and charm that smells of a musk ox and makes the attention-craving among us go a little stir crazy, wanting to capture some of that energy but struggling to find a way. And no one has
In November of last year, the Trix rabbit was dead found in the woods near a popular swimming hole, his usual floppy ears wrapped tightly around his neck and hanging from a branch of an oak tree. This… is Cereal,
Maggie Trelanda is crying for the third time this week. All day, her boss Roy was up to his usual crumduggery, yelling about underperforming campaigns and budgetary antelopes, and Maggie, the sensitive soul that she is, couldn’t help but let
Morton: Do you believe in God? Whitney: No. Have you ever had a unique opinion about anything? Morton: No. Would you interrupt two people having an enjoyable private conversation in a bar? Whitney: Yes. If you found out your partner
There once was a man from Nantucket. Paddy Harnett, the island’s butcher, who took over the shop from his father before him, had never even been on the mainland. A short trip to Martha’s Vineyard as a child is the
I became a father before I ever became a son. My parents had struggled to conceive a child for years, but they were certain they wanted to raise a family. Even with the interminable despair and human failure that plagues
It’s late. I’m late. My alarm was set correctly, but I had neglected to properly adjust the volume. I hurry through a shower and get quickly dressed. I check my phone to find that my ride had went on without
Okay, so the main kid, the one in the top left corner, him and his buddies get bullied a bit. They have like, a club – but the kid had actually died in the real world. Well, everyone thought he
