Hey, I found out I had the cancer in 2016 too! You definitely got way more media coverage than me, though. And to be fair, yours was probably scarier, even though mine might generated slightly more despair at a quick
November 4 – Matthew McConaughey gets screwed into stripping
Harry and Paula are on the couch in the living room of their apartment, watching a digitally-recorded regularly scheduled episode of Jeopardy. Alex: “In skiing, this basic method of turning or stopping is also called the wedge.” Harry: “Pizza!” Paula
November 3 – Colin Kaepernick gets an avoidable continuance
Had his wife forgotten to come home earlier with the car, following her regrettable tryst with an old flame, Vince would have been a little more aggressive in the game and would have followed through with the hit on his
October 31 – Jon Wurster gets a George Street mystery
# DONNIE Now no matter what it looks like out yer window, this is not a standard Friday night in town. There’s no rain, not a drop of wind, and you might even stay outside for a bit after your
October 29 – Richard Dreyfuss gets an imperfect bet
As a documentarian, I’m over here making a documentary. On the surface it appears to be about gambling, but at its core it considers what is, transparently, a gamble for other people that is a sure thing for me. The
October 26 – Hillary Clinton gets opposing approaches leading to the same destination
On sweltering days, when the sun is out and the grocery store is having a sweet sale, I will buy a tub of ice cream, the mostly vanilla with hoof prints caramel chocolates scattered throughout, and I’ll feel nothing but
October 25 – Samantha Bee gets the fall of a mustache
Now, I’m not a historian, but I do know everything about history, even the stuff no one else knows about. Initially, the following assertion may come across as insensitive, based on my previous experience divulging certain facts. However, once I
October 22 – Bob Odenkirk gets an office coup initiated by a spurious obsession with Julia Stiles
As far as I can tell, the people at the work think that I’m boring. And I don’t blame them. I’m mostly in my own head at the office, barely expressing any words not directly related to the projects I’m
October 19 – John Lithgow gets a grocery store transaction
I’m wandering around the grocery store with a vague list in my head. I find what I suppose I need and proceed to the counter. One of the impulse items staring at me is a bag of dill pickle chips,
October 18 – Jean-Claude Van Damme gets a boy trapped in a refrigerator who eats his own foot
It is rather spacious in here. Like, the space, there’s tons of it. I know I’m only a little fella, but this beats sharing a room with that meathead who hits me but pretends it’s me hitting myself but it’s