He was waiting to pick Curtis up outside the library. I spoke to Curtis briefly and told him not to go outside until I came in to get him. He would basically do whatever he was told, even if it
May 6 – Meek Mill gets a penitentiary pal
I know you recently got released from prison, and while I can’t begin to understand what being in there is like, I’m very happy for you about getting out. You see, I have a vague memory of a regular back-and-forth
April 17 – Adam McKay gets a car2ghost
It’s late. I’m late. My alarm was set correctly, but I had neglected to properly adjust the volume. I hurry through a shower and get quickly dressed. I check my phone to find that my ride had went on without
April 8 – Patricia Arquette gets a hankering for another transient rival
The sunlight enveloped the city in a haze, inviting me to squint my way around the neighborhood. I need real sunglasses, not these Kensington knockoffs that pretend to protect the eyes they’re in front of. The lady told me they
April 1 – Asa Butterfield gets a prank that goes just far enough
Before I deleted Facebook when I realized that ol’ Zuck was watching me watch Netflix and using the gathered data to get me to buy things I probably actually want against my will, I played a little prank on one
March 19 – Glenn Close gets my Olive Moment™
Well, it’s finally happened. And it’s about time. I have returned from having my olive moment, and I admit, that means a lot to me. I’ve actually been waiting for today for years, when at last I would be able
February 11 – Sheryl Crow gets a tale of reliability and friendship
Now I know you’re all cawed out at this point, but I have to tell you about these two crows who follow me to work every day from the train station. The walk takes about five minutes. Without fail, they
January 21 – Paul Allen goes on tour with Secret Connection
With everything else you’ve accomplished, I see you’re also a practicing guitarist. I myself dabble in the craft, but I’m moreso interested in digging deep and finding out what other guitarists and other musicians are up to. And that’s why
January 10 – Jemaine Clement gets incremental name dropping
Happy Birthday Jemaine Clement! A few years ago I wrote this song about David Bowie because one of his songs was too expensive for my friend to use in her film. I only learned after that your Bowie song in