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Octopus Juice Simpson

Kelly and I are sitting on a bench at night, under a fading street light. A group of guys, approaching us but still far away, are yelling, antagonistic and confident. We hide behind a fence in case they cause any

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Animalicious

I’m at work and I go to the bathroom, where there are no walls, only stalls and toilets. A creepy man is standing by one of the female stalls, presumed to be a maintenance guy, but also presumed to be

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Speed Dreamin’

Me, Kelly, and Norah rob a convenience store. I’m the getaway driver. I stop a woman, who’s only going into the store to ask directions to a restaurant called Jalapeño Heaven, from entering. We escape in Kelly’s car, which Norah

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SNL

I am an actor on Saturday Night Live and it is almost 11:30pm. On my way to the bathroom a producer stops me and sends me back. “Oh no, you have to go on now.” I don’t know any lines,

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Is Today Now?

Flying back to Vancouver, there is a 24-hour stopover in Calgary. Everyone at the airport seems to have the same delay. There are signs up referencing a non-existent Looney Tunes episode in which “Today is Tuesday, tomorrow is Thursday, today

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Pathological Representative

Kelly and I are on a bus in California. She writes down everything she sees. Jody Richardson is employed as technical support for Songza, although he doesn’t want to get too involved in their business because of their public support

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