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May 12 – Rami Malek gets a robotic understudy

May 12 – Rami Malek gets a robotic understudy

I’m the other kind of robot. Not the dutiful cog in the elaborated system, whose rigid movements are dictated by the unrepentant desire to acquire currency, to purchase assets, to attract a mate. With a better car than the neighbours,

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May 11 – Kardinal Offishall gets a shifty historical solution

May 11 – Kardinal Offishall gets a shifty historical solution

Back in the day, there was this ludicrous and highly offensive fragment of racial discrimination in the America called the “brown paper bag test”. A regular standard brown paper bag, the same kind you make fake wasps nests out of,

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May 10 – Kenan Thompson gets an alternate elder care system

May 10 – Kenan Thompson gets an alternate elder care system

I just got back from visiting my grandmother at her alternative nursing home. The managers set these unnecessarily harsh rules that they make sure all of their residents are well aware of, but after speaking to one of the aides

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May 9 – Rosario Dawson gets a concerned friend’s plea to a parent

May 9 – Rosario Dawson gets a concerned friend’s plea to a parent

He was waiting to pick Curtis up outside the library. I spoke to Curtis briefly and told him not to go outside until I came in to get him. He would basically do whatever he was told, even if it

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May 8 – Enrique Iglesias gets his origin story

May 8 – Enrique Iglesias gets his origin story

Dick Church grew up in Botwood, Newfoundland, dreaming of one day making it in the big time. The Big Time. Surrounded by those content where they were, he always knew he had to get out, but he didn’t know how.

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May 7 – Traci Lords gets the 72 Nipponese microseasons

May 7 – Traci Lords gets the 72 Nipponese microseasons

After a long winter, the east wind melts the ice. I emerge from our hut to gaze at the mountains in front of me. I inhale the crisp air as I take it all in. Miyagase is lovely this time

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May 6 – Meek Mill gets a penitentiary pal

May 6 – Meek Mill gets a penitentiary pal

I know you recently got released from prison, and while I can’t begin to understand what being in there is like, I’m very happy for you about getting out. You see, I have a vague memory of a regular back-and-forth

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May 5 – Kurt Sutter gets a second chance at a bakery order

May 5 – Kurt Sutter gets a second chance at a bakery order

You write for the screen, right? I write for myself, to help me make sense of the world, of situations I’ve lived through and couldn’t quite wrap my head around. They rarely end with a satisfactory outcome, but by that

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May 4 – Will Arnett gets an open letter to open letters

May 4 – Will Arnett gets an open letter to open letters

Open pickle jars? Best way to get to those tasty pickles. Open relationships? I could see how they can work, although they require a level of trust rarely seen in this day’s age. Open bars? Love ’em. But open letters?

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May 3 – Dulé Hill gets a rarely mentioned scene from a show he used to be on

May 3 – Dulé Hill gets a rarely mentioned scene from a show he used to be on

My buddy is watching The West Wing for the first time, and obviously he’s loving it. He’s only two seasons in but I told him it gets weirder and weirder as time goes on, and I’m not even talking about

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