Like many of my ilk, your teachings have inspired me, guiding me towards enlightenment and bravery and kindness and the river. You spoke to me, a real change brewed, after a public advisory to let go of all of our
Something’s off about these things. They look like blueberries, they have that blueberry flavour, and the container says blueberries. But there’s no way anyone in their right mind would consider this a blueberry. It’s a prank, and a pretty darn
You’ve done it before, I’m certain of it, so I don’t even wanna hear about your preferred method. However, today was my first time making cakes in a pan. I’d always put them on baking sheets before, then stuffed them
Back in the day, there was this ludicrous and highly offensive fragment of racial discrimination in the America called the “brown paper bag test”. A regular standard brown paper bag, the same kind you make fake wasps nests out of,
My buddy is watching The West Wing for the first time, and obviously he’s loving it. He’s only two seasons in but I told him it gets weirder and weirder as time goes on, and I’m not even talking about
In November of last year, the Trix rabbit was dead found in the woods near a popular swimming hole, his usual floppy ears wrapped tightly around his neck and hanging from a branch of an oak tree. This… is Cereal,
Maggie Trelanda is crying for the third time this week. All day, her boss Roy was up to his usual crumduggery, yelling about underperforming campaigns and budgetary antelopes, and Maggie, the sensitive soul that she is, couldn’t help but let
You take it for granted, as you would after getting so many, but me and my ilk, the non-performers – we yearn to make our own guest list and see it come to fruition. I want people I know to
In this world of polarized views and unpolarized sunglasses and melting polarized bears, meaningful sayings are all I have to get me through the days, one day at a time. For tomorrow is another day that has always been and
I became a father before I ever became a son. My parents had struggled to conceive a child for years, but they were certain they wanted to raise a family. Even with the interminable despair and human failure that plagues
