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2018

June 3 – John Hodgman gets to attend a taping of Maria Bamford’s new special

June 3 – John Hodgman gets to attend a taping of Maria Bamford’s new special

John Hodgman finally responds to my rebuttal of Vacationland. In the letter, he uses ‘@‘ instead of ‘at’ every chance he gets. I want to tell him it’s easier and makes more sense to use ‘at’ most of the time,

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June 2 – Wayne Brady gets to help me save the day

June 2 – Wayne Brady gets to help me save the day

There is a sting operation underway as Wayne Brady and I try to expose the shady dealings of a popular populist politician, who looks like a Hell’s Angel and wears the same shirt every day. Before he got dressed, we

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June 1 – Amy Schumer gets to star in a dream

June 1 – Amy Schumer gets to star in a dream

We are shooting a sketch for Inside Amy Schumer in a garage, and the vibe is extremely loose. I try to find out what the scene is about before the camera begins rolling. I’m thinking dinosaurs, based on some elements

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May 31 – Brooke Shields gets a congratulatory back pat

May 31 – Brooke Shields gets a congratulatory back pat

Twenty years ago, postpartum depression was this taboo unknown that nobody would acknowledge, and you were obviously instrumental in bringing it to people’s attention in a positive way. That was undoubtedly foolishly difficult to do and I’m sure you realize

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May 30 – Duncan Jones gets a Maiden Film

May 30 – Duncan Jones gets a Maiden Film

You make the movies, right? In case you’re ever looking for the next big hit, which you are, I have it. So this skeety couple, probably addicts, break into a house, looking for cash or walkmans or whatever else to

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May 29 – Anders Holm gets a diploma’s name rightfully displayed

May 29 – Anders Holm gets a diploma’s name rightfully displayed

As a card-carrying member in the class of the privileged, at one point in my life I accidentally graduated from a university with a degree, with no plan or understanding of how to use said degree to make that sweet

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May 28 – Jake Johnson gets a berry pleasing plea

May 28 – Jake Johnson gets a berry pleasing plea

Something’s off about these things. They look like blueberries, they have that blueberry flavour, and the container says blueberries. But there’s no way anyone in their right mind would consider this a blueberry. It’s a prank, and a pretty darn

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May 27 – Jamie Oliver gets plancakes!

May 27 – Jamie Oliver gets plancakes!

You’ve done it before, I’m certain of it, so I don’t even wanna hear about your preferred method. However, today was my first time making cakes in a pan. I’d always put them on baking sheets before, then stuffed them

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May 26 – Phil Elverum finally gets his own schubladenbrief

May 26 – Phil Elverum finally gets his own schubladenbrief

Today is the one day I don’t even really want you as the intended recipient to read it, but I left it anyway because it led to one of those moments that messed with me in the way the world

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May 25 – Ian McKellen gets a day in my life

May 25 – Ian McKellen gets a day in my life

Good morning. I wake up at 7:00am, a half hour before my alarm, the iPhone preset Sencha, goes off. I open the patio door to check the weather, and as expected, the sun’s rays hit me in a windless fury,

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