An answer does not a response make. Jeopardy! taught me that. Along with how moustaches make the man, and most facts about American presidents. There’s nothing that pleases me more than watching a Jeopardy!, then watching it later with other
I used to feel nothing but pity for those unable to grow a beard¹. I still do, but I used to, too. I’m talking about a real, full bush of a beard. These unfortunate men don’t get to choose how
I’ve never worked at a fast food restaurant, but I can only imagine the hijinks that must go on in one of those places. I missed out on an important part of being a teenager, all because I found that
Go for a walk in a slower part of a city while you listen to this. Look around. What do you see? Just think it. Don’t say it out loud. Ask someone near you what time they were born. Hand
My drag name, if I ever need one, will be nothing if not Mary Brown. It might sound a little plain and spiritless at first glance, until you find out what it means, and what she represents, to me and
I love all kinds of pasta, even though they’re basically the same as each other, only with different configurations. As you know, my Italian descendant, the shape makes all the difference. The totally tubular and the stuffed and the strand
Take my hand. Please! I know some people can say practically anything with theirs, without ever using those noisy face holes, but even the rest of us use them to relay a whole whack of information. The hands and the
I know you’re all about free speech, with your filthy magazine concoction a necessary evil to ensure the defense and promotion of the first liberty that they noticed they forgot to include when they declared independence and freely told the
I’ve always been interested in fads. Interested, but not involved. I’ve only been able to enjoy them at a safe distance, restricted by my providers. My family never let me or my siblings be part of any cultural bandwagons. We
Most people have absolutely no choice in the matter about what they’ll be called. It’s set up in this whirly-bird that the name you’ll be responding to until the end of your own personal whirly-bird is thrustily bestowed on you
