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November 10 – Michael Jai White gets more animal facts than he can handle

November 10 – Michael Jai White gets more animal facts than he can handle

The big bad anaconda is more than a malt liquor or an Eric Stoltz picture. It is also the largest and heaviest known snake. And if you think that’s the end of my animal facts, oh boy, ya gotta ’nudder

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November 8 – Gordon Ramsay gets a few winnipeg cheesecakes

November 8 – Gordon Ramsay gets a few winnipeg cheesecakes

I already know what you’d like to say here – “A Winnipeg cheesecake is a sweet dessert, prepared in Manitoba, often consisting of many layers, including the main one being a mixture of soft, fresh ricotta, eggs, vanilla and sugar,

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November 6 – Thandie Newton gets a handy guide

November 6 – Thandie Newton gets a handy guide

Take my hand. Please! I know some people can say practically anything with theirs, without ever using those noisy face holes, but even the rest of us use them to relay a whole whack of information. The hands and the

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November 2 – Nelly gets music videos in the making

November 2 – Nelly gets music videos in the making

Much like everyone else I’ve ever met, my favourite scene in any music video is when you refused to respond to a spreadsheet text. Then I thought, “I know how to use Excel too, pivot tables and macros and arrays,

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October 27 – John Cleese gets a new generation of shows

October 27 – John Cleese gets a new generation of shows

You’re almost 50 years away from creating a television show that people still remind you of every day. In case you’re looking for any new ideas for projects that might help you get a little pythonless recognition, I’ll give you

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October 24 – Drake gets a fad, late to the party and unappreciated

October 24 – Drake gets a fad, late to the party and unappreciated

I’ve always been interested in fads. Interested, but not involved. I’ve only been able to enjoy them at a safe distance, restricted by my providers. My family never let me or my siblings be part of any cultural bandwagons. We

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October 23 – Weird Al Yankovic gets what else is in a name

October 23 – Weird Al Yankovic gets what else is in a name

Most people have absolutely no choice in the matter about what they’ll be called. It’s set up in this whirly-bird that the name you’ll be responding to until the end of your own personal whirly-bird is thrustily bestowed on you

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October 15 – Emeril Lagassé gets potential Brunch episodes

October 15 – Emeril Lagassé gets potential Brunch episodes

You, as a food cooker through and through, must have mixed feelings about the meal we call brunch. The cuisine, which you’ve dedicated your life to, plays secondary violin to the shared experience with friends for which the restaurant has

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October 14 – Usher Raymond gets words to live by

October 14 – Usher Raymond gets words to live by

Do you like words? Me too! And not only the ones I make up myself. Want to hear a few actual ones that give me the straight up lock-down willies? Some make the list based on how they sound or

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September 30 – Eric Stoltz gets a characters study

September 30	– Eric Stoltz gets a characters study

Even being a famous, popular rich guy, you still have the wherewithal to pin this Horace Greeley quote to your Twitbox: “Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wings. Only one thing endures, and that is character.” And

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