Measure twice, cut once. Swear twice.
Measure three times, cut twice. You can’t cut twice. You only need two pieces.
Measure three times, cut once still.
Get someone else to measure. Cut once.
Pay someone else to measure. Pay someone else to cut.
Drink beer twice. Go to sleep once. Dream about being a carpenter.

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