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I go to brunch with Zach Hand, Duffy & Aaron at a small diner. It’s the only brunch place open in the area.
We sit down but quickly realize there’s a camera crew in there as well.
I stop and ask what’s going on.
Cook: “Oh, don’t mind them. They’re just filming this for a show. You’ll all need to sign something saying you can be on it.”
Me: “Uh, I won’t be signing it.”
The main reason for this is I don’t want to have to filter what I say, just in case the mics pick up on something ridiculous that I’ll have to defend later.
The cook tells me I’m being unfair, so I pretend it’s actually because I have my own show “Brunch” based on real brunch conversations, and I don’t want them listening in and stealing my ideas.