Me and Peter are talking about how we’re both unable to remember sequences of relatively short numbers.
I wait my turn about never remembering the 4-digit pin to the bathroom.
His big one is his Socan number.
Peter: “I was running through all the possible numbers in my head. 47635. 67584. Something like that.”
Suddenly he’s performing stand up, recounting a story about another time he did stand up.
He tells his go-to, the Asparagus Tree joke.
Peter (saying the punchline): “It’s soft and furry, and has caterpillar legs.”
Someone heckles, “You’re the type of person who afraid of bushes!”
Peter: “Tony, I’m here for you anytime you need me. Next time you go out and get some bitch pregnant, I’m here for you.”
He hangs up a non-existent phone in an attempt to segue out of that last line.
I find it weird he would call a woman a bitch during a show, or at all. He must have been very flustered.
Asparagus Tree