# DONNIE Now no matter what it looks like out yer window, this is not a standard Friday night in town. There’s no rain, not a drop of wind, and you might even stay outside for a bit after your
October 30 – Henry Winkler gets a letter to the creditor
Dear big man in your big chair in your big office on the top floor in the corner of that floor, You know something? Feck ouf. Not in a mean way, but I’m plain sick of you. I accepted the
October 29 – Richard Dreyfuss gets an imperfect bet
As a documentarian, I’m over here making a documentary. On the surface it appears to be about gambling, but at its core it considers what is, transparently, a gamble for other people that is a sure thing for me. The
October 28 – Caitlyn Jenner gets reminded
We need reminders. You can be certain of an idea and believe it wholly, and then it drifts away when a distraction takes its place. You can knock the distraction away as quick as it came, but by that time
October 27 – John Cleese gets a new generation of shows
You’re almost 50 years away from creating a television show that people still remind you of every day. In case you’re looking for any new ideas for projects that might help you get a little pythonless recognition, I’ll give you
October 26 – Hillary Clinton gets opposing approaches leading to the same destination
On sweltering days, when the sun is out and the grocery store is having a sweet sale, I will buy a tub of ice cream, the mostly vanilla with hoof prints caramel chocolates scattered throughout, and I’ll feel nothing but
October 25 – Samantha Bee gets the fall of a mustache
Now, I’m not a historian, but I do know everything about history, even the stuff no one else knows about. Initially, the following assertion may come across as insensitive, based on my previous experience divulging certain facts. However, once I
October 24 – Drake gets a fad, late to the party and unappreciated
I’ve always been interested in fads. Interested, but not involved. I’ve only been able to enjoy them at a safe distance, restricted by my providers. My family never let me or my siblings be part of any cultural bandwagons. We
October 23 – Weird Al Yankovic gets what else is in a name
Most people have absolutely no choice in the matter about what they’ll be called. It’s set up in this whirly-bird that the name you’ll be responding to until the end of your own personal whirly-bird is thrustily bestowed on you
October 22 – Bob Odenkirk gets an office coup initiated by a spurious obsession with Julia Stiles
As far as I can tell, the people at the work think that I’m boring. And I don’t blame them. I’m mostly in my own head at the office, barely expressing any words not directly related to the projects I’m