Sadie is in town. She takes us all to dinner and suggests we go to KFC. I don’t have the heart to tell her there’s better restaurants. After the meal I go to a Tom Petty show, and it’s pretty
Octopus Juice Simpson
Kelly and I are sitting on a bench at night, under a fading street light. A group of guys, approaching us but still far away, are yelling, antagonistic and confident. We hide behind a fence in case they cause any
Blank University
I’m playing in an NHL game. I’m clearly the worst one on the ice but I’m doing okay considering. A soccer game is going on on same playing surface, and it’s a bit annoying how those players keep getting in
Implanted
I alternate between being Jimmy from Shameless and Brie Larson. We’re both subjects in a subversive anthropological experiment taking place in an upscale hotel and the surrounding winter resort. I don’t know who to trust, but I need to expose
Elrond Cupboard
I tell my assistant that Lynne Reid Banks, author of Indian in the Cupboard, and J.R.R. Tolkien should write a Scientology book together called “Elrond Cupboard”. She doesn’t fully understand my idea and instead brings me a female Elrond lookalike